Additional proof for the Gospel of Popeye....?

Find Part I of the Gospel of Popeye here:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...



Popeye is God as it is documented that he said "I Am What I Am" and the prophecy of the coming messiah is also fulfilled: A child born to a virgin. Olive Oil was a virgin, every knows of Extra Virgin Olive Oil who gave birth to Sweet Pea. Bluto is obviously Satan, no explaination needed here. Mr. Wimpie was a prophet. "I will gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today" obviously symbolizes sacrificing today for reward in the future; the kingdom of God. Spinach can = Holy Grail, need I go on?
Additional proof for the Gospel of Popeye....?
If spinach and hamburgers are the way to heaven, then I'm in!



And the best part: Being a Follower of the Sailor-Man is not incompatible with membership in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster -- it just means more good food on the table.
Reply:Shiver me timbers.
Reply:your popeye theory makes just as much sense as the christian cult...
Reply:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see what ur talking about!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHH!!!!!!!!! LOL!!
Reply:Perhaps you have a future as a writer for Walt Disney!
Reply:Well.....If you choose not to believe in Popeye, will he throw you in the lake of spinach? Forever and ever?
Reply:You've got me laughing, that is for sure. But you still haven't quite got me convinced as yet. I still think Yabba Dabba Dooism is the correct way. It is hard to despute the Five Books of Fred, the Pslams of Barney, and the fact that the prophecy of the return of the purple dinosuare, Dino, has come to pass, it is only a matter of time before the Messiah, Bambam will be with us, And We'll Have A Gay Ole Time. These are hard to despute. But you are doing a pretty good job of it.
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